Kidsmart Book Publishing

Kidsmart Book Publishing

JOKES...JOKES FOR KIDS

1. KNOCK KNOCK.                                                            
    WHO'S THERE                                                                  
    THEODORE.                                                                     
     THEODORE IS CLOSED, OPEN UP!   

                                     2  .KNOCK  KNOCK
                                           WHO'S THERE?               
                                          TURNIP .
                                         TURNIP WHO?
                              TURNIP THE HEAT, IT'S COLD IN HERE!


3.   VALERIE, HAS ANYONE LOST $50?               
       VANESSA: I HAVE.                                                   
        VALERIE: WHERE DID YOU LOSE IT?  
         VANESSA: WHERE YOU FOUND IT.

4.   BOY: DAD,  IS IT TRUE THAT THE LAW OF GRAVITY KEEPS US ON THE GROUND?
DAD; YES, THAT IS TRUE.
BOY: WHAT DID WE DO BEFORE THE LAW WAS PASSED?

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