Jokes & More Jokes
Kid Fun
1. KNOCK KNOCK.
WHO'S THERE THEODORE.
THEODORE IS CLOSED, OPEN UP!
2 .KNOCK KNOCK
WHO'S THERE?
TURNIP .
TURNIP WHO?
TURNIP THE HEAT, IT'S COLD IN HERE!
3. VALERIE, HAS ANYONE LOST $50?
VANESSA: I HAVE.
VALERIE: WHERE DID YOU LOSE IT?
VANESSA: WHERE YOU FOUND IT.
4. BOY: DAD, IS IT TRUE THAT THE LAW OF GRAVITY KEEPS US ON THE GROUND?
DAD; YES, THAT IS TRUE.
BOY: WHAT DID WE DO BEFORE THE LAW WAS PASSED?
